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The 7 most pathetic GI Joe characters ever?
Topic Started: Jul 2 2009, 03:20 AM (132 Views)
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Check out the article, pretty funny!

http://www.cracked.com/article_17474_7-most-pathetic-gi-joe-characters.html

Who would you put in the list?
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Dominic Guglieme
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Hilarious.

The problem is that it is dated.


I would add Firewall to that list.

And, Helix is one of the worst characters, (Joe or otherwise), ever. I plan to do an extensive write up about Helix, a character who does not work in any medium.

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There's so many, I'm hard pressed to pick 7. I've never heard of Helix, though, so I am assuming he is pretty pathetic.

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I'd say it's that guy from the movie..The one which is supposed to be some kinda basketballplayer?!?!? Can't remember his name though.

Oh y :moon: eah..Big Lob..
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I kinda like Raptor, too, but after reading that article, I'm in love with Cesspool and Metalhead. Rooting for new versions of those two after the movie line.

How can I not love Metalhead after reading that he's "like a five year old evil genius with a robotic murder suit"?

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Hmmm..
I'm not sure I agree with all of those. SAW-Viper I dont think should be no:1
I mean yeah his gun is pretty huge and unrealistic to go with the figure but I think his notoriety and his sculpt isnt all that bad.

I definately agree with deep-six and raptor though, I'd have to add
Crystal Ball, Link Talbot (does anyone actually like this character?)
and Big Lob.

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id even say link talbot didnt like him cause he was kinda pointless
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I should have loved Doctor Talbot, given how much I like animals. (Talbot was an animal doctor after all.)

My dislike of him likely stems from the fact he was in "Valor v/s Venom", which was a terrible cartoon.

I post a review of Helix in another thread Jim.


As for the SAW Viper, the complaints seemed to be more about a badly written file card more than anything else.

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Poor ol' big Lob. Well, he's got one fan, anyway.
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